im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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