She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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