OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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