I just cut my nipple shaving
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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