I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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