Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
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go home
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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