He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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