Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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