walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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