This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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