She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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