Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
