He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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