We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he fucked my hip out of place.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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