That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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