i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
