the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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