Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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