Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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