oh god the rape fog is back!
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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