You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
