you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
