I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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