Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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