I didn't shave. On purpose
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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