your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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