I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
