So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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