This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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