I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
True strength comes from lack of pants
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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