I think i peed on brittanys purse
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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