Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Randomize
