HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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