All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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