now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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