glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
