I want to stick my p in your. b.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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