dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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