I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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