What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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