Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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