I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
