why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
zippers are such a cool invention
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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