I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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