Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
