Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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