Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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