At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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