She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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