what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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