Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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