Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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