Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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